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If you're not confused you're not paying attention.
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"All those...moments will be lost... Like tears...in rain."
All the research I'm doing on Persephone has me wanting pomegranates.
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Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt
Before you start to argue with me please remember, I'm a fangirl, your logic has no effect on me.
Love the icon.
Nice icon anyway
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I'll tell you a secret. The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.
There is also a version that says that Persephone did indeed fall for Hades, (despite the kidnapping) and that she ate the pomegranite seeds on purpose to keep from being separated from him. It was Zeus who reneged on th deal, and Zeus who seperated them to appease Demeter. When it comes to Greek myths there's a pretty good rule of thumb. It's usually Zeus's fault.
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